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tsunimee's avatar

"The passive years are on the other side of the active years." Now THAT is a motivational poster I want to put up on my wall.

Also I have just been reading about how motivational content misses the target more than it hits, and then you land in my inbox, horizontally, in a technicolour hammock, in Tijuana, with the MacPuter. The timing. The $11. Montgomery's open rate. Sod the dishes. Reading it again. 😄 //

tsunimee's avatar

Oh 😍

Arturious Castillo's avatar

This is awesome haha

Arturious Castillo's avatar

😂 Now you have to make that poster a reality, and your summary was the best thing I’ve read since yesterday around 11:36am! Epic.

[ r e m e m b e r ]'s avatar

I have bills to pay: going back to sleep. diagonal. humble x4| grateful x2| blessed.

Raul Gregg's avatar

Damn.... your satirical work is amazing!!!

Full of truths that are only available after purchasing the initial glossary for $197. I have my own copy :D

Arturious Castillo's avatar

I only charge for you guys!

Lee Azevado's avatar

Loved this. I was thinking of writing something like this after I recently got my one, sole, paid subscriber on here, but you beat me to it, my friend!

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Most of my stuff is serious but my 4 or so satire posts go pretty hard lol

Lee Azevado's avatar

Enjoyed it, dude :)

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Thank you, I’m glad you did haha.

Kevin Smeltzer's avatar

noice! I made 72 cents while picking my nose!

Lena's avatar

There is no such thing in existence as passive income. You have little imps whispering to you. But fuck I laughed.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Ma'am. I assure you I am not a professional in this field. Therefore, you should absolutely purchase this course.

Francisco's avatar

Damn bro, I feel this need to buy your 297$ course so I can achieve my passive income dream of bringing home 11 bucks every night.

Now thats what you call a life

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Bro, that’s for 6 hours. If you sleep for like 8 you make like. I dunno $17 or something. That’s not a typo!

Francisco's avatar

Damn, feels even more tempting now - I'm in