Arturious. I need you to know that I read this entire thing at 4:47 AM because the algorhythm told me to. 😐
I have not confirmed this with anyone. They will not return my calls either.
What I can confirm is that "To get 40 likes you first have to get 39 likes. That's not math, that's calculus" is the most profound thing I have read on this platform. And I write about healing and generational wisdom for a living.
I am now placing macadoodle cookies near my workstation. I did not make them. I bought them from Foodland. I feel this still counts. The sub-molecular potential energy does not discriminate against store bought.
I also want to formally acknowledge that "Confidence is the enemy of virality" has sent me into a quiet spiral about every post I have ever felt good about before hitting publish.
You have achieved the unachievable, Arturious.
And by that I mean you made me laugh so hard at myself and this whole beautiful ridiculous Substack experiment that I almost forgot to stare at my left thumb for 23 minutes.
Almost. 🌺
Come dit the nonsense with the rest of us. We are all here. Confused. Caffeinated. Standing while we type. 👏🏽
The problem is, I completely agree with the music part. Most likely it's just a me thing, but I will get overstimulated with any noise at all when I work on substack.
Even crazier, I work super good when I have all the lights off, a super clean desk (nothing on it) and only my computer in my view
However, I do think it's extreme, for me it just works
I've been laughing so hard, I'm crying. DED!!! Best comments ever
I'm more into the Rocky IV soundtrack for my wake up theme
To do that, guess what’s needed… 40 likes on a post. Papow!
It looks like you suceeded 💪🏾
You must not want to achieve greatness
I want to defeat Dragooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's Melinda's cheeky reply:
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Arturious. I need you to know that I read this entire thing at 4:47 AM because the algorhythm told me to. 😐
I have not confirmed this with anyone. They will not return my calls either.
What I can confirm is that "To get 40 likes you first have to get 39 likes. That's not math, that's calculus" is the most profound thing I have read on this platform. And I write about healing and generational wisdom for a living.
I am now placing macadoodle cookies near my workstation. I did not make them. I bought them from Foodland. I feel this still counts. The sub-molecular potential energy does not discriminate against store bought.
I also want to formally acknowledge that "Confidence is the enemy of virality" has sent me into a quiet spiral about every post I have ever felt good about before hitting publish.
You have achieved the unachievable, Arturious.
And by that I mean you made me laugh so hard at myself and this whole beautiful ridiculous Substack experiment that I almost forgot to stare at my left thumb for 23 minutes.
Almost. 🌺
Come dit the nonsense with the rest of us. We are all here. Confused. Caffeinated. Standing while we type. 👏🏽
Aloha, Melin 🌺 🤗😂
Hahahaha this is absolutely amazing!!! I love this so much hahahaha
I literally peed myself laughing at your post and the comments 😂
😂😂😭😭 I can’t stop laughing. I’m crying
I'm standing as I type this.
THis is the way, type it standing and they will come
You are on your way!!
ep¡c.
Are you going to write a post on how you got 40 comments on one post?
they aint ready for that.
What if this post gets 40 comments?
Anyone who hits the 41st like on this will be hunted down.
Hahahaha, this is awesome, dude. Was expecting a section on avocado and hot water with lemon, to be honest, but each to his own.
Hot water and lemon hahaha
The problem is, I completely agree with the music part. Most likely it's just a me thing, but I will get overstimulated with any noise at all when I work on substack.
Even crazier, I work super good when I have all the lights off, a super clean desk (nothing on it) and only my computer in my view
However, I do think it's extreme, for me it just works
You must not want 40 likes sir
Oh fuck I've been drinking the wrong water. But the 39-40 comment would have made me pee it all out anyway.
A minor setback, now you will know true calibration. Prepare for 40 likes
I am just stumbling across this magnificent piece of advice and I see it all so clearly now! Holy. Shit.
😂
You’re welcome, pupil
😂 🙇🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
I’ve been drinking water by the metric system, do you think that’s why my work isn’t as popular?
That depends. Do you foreigners use farenheit or celcius? Times that by the square root of apple pie. That, that is your answer
We measure in drop bears and beans. “It’s about 934 drop bears down that way, past the McDonalds” etc etc
MVP!
You actually fucking did it, you beautiful human you.
Hahaha thank you so much!!
Sorry, 04:47 at what time zone exactly?
The only real time zone duh. Your own
Oh so it's an electromagnetically independent guide. That's awesome
Obviously. You’ve been learned my friend!!
“No lisp, no likes.” Thank you, sensei. May your article on attaining 40 likes receive precisely that—no more, no less.
Thank you my student of students