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Sara's avatar

It is that easy??? Now I can be emotionally intelligent too.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

It’s that easy when you have an instructor as emotionally intelligent as me

Sidewalk Face's avatar

This is very funny. You are good dude!

Highlights:

"If a feeling fires at an inconvenient time I defer it to the next available processing window, which is currently scheduled for Q3."

"I use this information to time my asks more effectively. This is empathy."

"I ask “how are you?” and maintain eye contact for the appropriate duration of 2.5 to 3 seconds while waiting for the answer I won’t process. This is connection."

"I have three friends. Two of them are from before I learned what emotional intelligence was.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Lol, thank you very much, I do try.

Mick's avatar

Sorry, the emotional regulation meeting is scheduled for February 32nd. Don't have time for that until then.

And don't you dare to disagree with what the man in blazer said. He knows the best. The 47k likes indicate he knows what's up. I think the course forgot about the 5th pillar of the fear photosynthesis coupled with sheer enzyme power of stress that leads to being a trillionaire.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Bro you can’t just release the hidden pillar that’s in module B after you took my course. You signed a thing. The thing where you can’t say the things. Pay me double now or I’m gonna write a letter!

Mick's avatar

Naah. What thing. I don’t remember the thing. Rule number 1: we don’t talk about <redacted>. You have no grounds. John Cena taught me this trick: You can’t see me 👋🏼

Arturious Castillo's avatar

BRO DISAPPEARED!!!!!!!1

Mick's avatar

RKO OUUTTTAA NOWHEREEEE. Did not see that coming did ya?!

Arturious Castillo's avatar

You little motherf….. Where the fuck did powder go?!??!

Francisco's avatar

this is peak emotional control. even people like Einstein, Newton, and other very intelectual figures would struggle with this type of effort: "If a feeling fires at an inconvenient time I defer it to the next available processing window, which is currently scheduled for Q3."

This is what they mean when they talk about controlling objects with your mind; walkin on water; reading minds.

Phenomenal writing, should be in the front pages of the NYT for three generations.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Best fuckin comment!!

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Sometimes, knowledge this deep comes once in a lifetime. Most people miss it, you, my friend, you caught it!!! You get the course for freee. Thanks man for real !!! I appreciate it more than you know!

Francisco's avatar

how much are you selling your course about selling courses to people who are selling courses for? its for a friend

Arturious Castillo's avatar

$297, -$100 coupon, with sales tax of $50, and Photosynthesis tax of $50, final price comes to a whopping $297

tsunimee's avatar

Read it twice. Still processing. Essential reading for anyone trying to gauge whether they're actually the mustard or just performing it beautifully.

Do we really need to know their last name though? //

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Emotional intelligence is a lot like mustard, its yellow, and goes on hotdogs

tsunimee's avatar

You fixed it. Emotional intelligence (illusion or real) fixed it. Notification returned today.

tsunimee's avatar

I am not trusting it. Please keep on informing us about your new posts via notes. I have been burnt before 😄

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Hahahahaha, It shall be done