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Cookie's avatar

the crying is the secret

Brittany's avatar

I am using that one... Tears are mother fucking liquid clarity! 😂😂

Also, I just want to say that waking up after your competitor seems legit to me... Like, duh. You get to work when they're sleepy. 😉

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Yeah waking up early is for poor people and chickens

Sidewalk Face's avatar

So funny. Insight + surrealism = me laughing my ass off.

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Hahaha good times!

tsunimee's avatar

Love a fun palate cleanser between the deep and reflective pieces. "The microphone clipped to the tuxedo t-shirt that was not connected to anything" <-- I actually laughed out loud. 😄 x

Arturious Castillo's avatar

Hahaha when I write these then reread them I’ll forget that I wrote something and start laughing.

Brittany's avatar

That means you're obviously awesome!

I feel that way when I make myself laugh... 😂

Arturious Castillo's avatar

I know!!! Thank you though!